Ok ladies and gents, let's get real here. I need some dough, and I need it like yesterday*. My coke habit** is getting hard to support.
Tonight I started selling on eBay and hopefully something will pan out. That's where you all come in. I only have 5 items listed tonight, but tomorrow I'm adding a bunch more, and I know you're gonna want something I have.
If you don't have a need for this stuff but know somebody who does, please pass it along. My dog needs ear medicine. How could you let him suffer?
*There are lots of details, but the main point is I need to move.
**Caffeine, you guys. Duh.