They asked, "What is the stickiest situation you've been in?" Here's what I wrote:
I have celiac disease and so have to eat a very strict gluten-free diet. My mother in law, to get back at me for stealing her son, put on a full-out Thanksgiving dinner with not a gluten-free morsel in sight. Then loudly complained that I was being rude by not eating her cooking.
Completely true story, everybody. It's whacko.
Here is the book:
And she wrote an inscription: Dear Jenny - Congratulations and hope you enjoy the book! then an unintelligible signature that could say Kristyn or Jane or Dorothy for all I know.
P.S. This title is awesome, but an awesomer (yes, that's a word, I just made it up) title would be ...Awkward...