Me: Honey will you come look at this pee stain so I can know which dog to punish?
Nate: Sure.
(follows a lengthy discussion on the sizes of our dogs and their respective bladders, motivation, and timing)
Nate: Teddy did it.
Me: Great. Revenge pee or I've-gotta-go pee?
Nate: Middle-of-the-night pee, I think.
Me: Guess we'll have to stop letting him sleep in our bed, then. *sigh*.
The culprit:
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This is Teddy. As in Teddy Bear. No, I did not name him. That's the name he came with at the shelter. Yes, I totally would have named him that if I had thought of a name that awesome.
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